Okay, there are precisely 2 times in the year that someone would need this: Christmas, for Santa beards or gnome beards, and springtime, for baby bunnies. Maybe an intarsia bunny on a childs sweater...There are some cute projects on Ravelry for these.
 
Make that 3 times! How perfect would this be for Bernie hair?
 
This yarn is SUPER soft and silky. It's very pet-able. It's called Lussuria; not sure when it was made but I'm guessing 90's.

81% nylon, 19% acrylic
Color white
50 gr/89m  |  4 sts/inch on US8 needles? I haven't tried it, but it's got a somewhat bulky core, compared to most fun fur yarns.
Hand wash, cool, gentle.